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Health
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This child may look sweet and friendly,
but they can damage your plants & your health!
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One of the most common pests are children.
They can be often found kicking footballs
into borders and using sticks as swords
resulting in damage to your prized plants.
If it's your own children that are a problem
then get them adopted or send them on a
long journey! If it's someone else's
kids then build a replica of the Berlin
wall or spread a rumour that your garden
is haunted and full of ugly monsters. That
should do the trick.
If you have a problem with footballs being
kicked over into your garden, then keep
them. Yes go on be a grumpy old gardener! |
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Building a replica of the Berlin wall around
your garden is sure to work. Just
get your friends to come into the garden
via check point Charlie! |
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